The other day I figured out how to spell boobies on my calculator to the utter amazement and wonder of the guy sitting next to me (and if you’ve read some of my other posts you’ll know that I’m not one to exaggerate). I’m not sure if it was the word itself or the fact that […]
As frequent readers of this blog will no doubt know, I have been burdened with absolute, unadulterated badassery since birth. It’s not been easy to be so awesome but, you know what, I make do. Now I’ll admit I was pretty wild when I was a little yonion. Some poor sap once left a car […]
You…. well I’m not sure how well you’re doing this holiday season. And since I’m in an oh so giving mood (hohoho bitches) here are some tips for gifts for all your friends.